Thursday, March 21, 2013

A Forth Excerpt from Ne'er Do Well



Chapter 4
“How much further?”
“It’s only another four blocks. We’ll be there soon.”
Steve and Jerry were on their way to the Association’s home-base. Jerry had been persistent in his persuasive maneuvers and had finally succeeded in convincing Steve to come. It was not long after that Jerry stopped moving
“I thought you said four blocks. This is only two.”
Jerry made a ‘Shush’ noise and placed a couple of fingers in front of his mouth. He whispered
“We’re here.”
They were standing in front of a seemingly empty lot, but, on closer inspection, a small shed sat in the middle of the insignificant, white field. At this point, Steve knew that the association was serious business. He could tell that they knew how to stay under the radar. Jerry walked forward to the white moon bathed field and motioned Steve to follow. Steve followed.
When they arrived at the abandoned, wooden shed, Steve noticed something of interest: The doors were unguarded and the entire structure was close to falling apart. Much to Steve’s surprise, Jerry went around the shed and lifted a rather large barrel and placed it aside. Underneath, a simple piece of grass, untouched by the white blanket that covered nearly all of the field. Jerry lifted the grass, obviously fake, and revealed a coppery, rusted door of sorts. The door looked nonfunctional and ancient to him. Jerry knocked on the door twice, pricked his finger with a needle and proceeded to place it in a hole conveniently located on the door. “Did you get your tetanus shot?” Steve giggled silently to himself and gained no response. Then, the door slowly creaked open, creating an unbearable noise similar to the sound of nails screeching on a chalk board. It had reminded him of the unbearable lashings he had received in grade school when he had played hooky. What was he doing, you ask? Fishing. Steve was an excellent fisher and could perhaps make a business out of the sport. This moment was, to him, like fishing. He sat and waited, patiently, for something grand, something marvelous to pop up and surprise him.
After three more inner grates opened, Jerry pulled out a rope and a lighter and descended down the deep, almost humid hole. Perhaps it was in some way connected to the sewers. Steve bent over and took a whiff before starting his descension. Yep. The aromatic, sweet, tingling smell of urine. It was an unbearable scent that had caused him to place his hand over his nostrils. He then realized that he needed both hands to climb down the rope. He sighed, took the rope in both hands, and began lowering himself. When he finally reached the bottom, there was Jerry, wagging his tail in anxious anticipation. The man was patiently awaiting his master, his tongue practically hanging out of his mouth. In this case, of course, the roles are reversed, but we can play along, can we not?
In the chamber was nothing of particularly noteworthy example except perhaps a stone wall, a few barrels, and the lack thereof of any outside light. I suppose this is why Jerry carried a lighter in with him. And as our heroes journeyed inside the dark corridor, Steve’s mind began to wander off…
“Where have you been? It is already 1:20 and class is almost over!”
“I went fishing.”
“Fishing? Again? You do know that I’m going to have to increase the lashings, do you not?”
“Yes.”
Steve was lost in the past. He was experiencing a moment when he arrived at school late. The schools in Ne’er-do-well were ‘protected’ by metal fences that were erected in order to keep ‘potential threats’ out of the learning environment. Cameras were positioned at various locations such as around the main building and in hidden spots on the playground. Yes, they were even placed in bathrooms. At the top of the two-story building were two large antennae which were to be used in the event of an ‘extreme emergency’. Usually the only time they used it was for the children who misbehaved and were to be sent to the higher-ups. In addition to all of this, the school had strict standards to be adhered to at all times. The boys and girls were to line up in the morning and sing the allegiance to their country and their ‘god’. The pledge was to take place at 7:15 every morning. Steve felt the pledge to be unbearably mundane and felt it much easier to sit during the pledge. He was punished accordingly. At Clark Dale Elementary, students were expected and even forced to become a piece of the larger whole.
“I would say… about twenty.”
Steve grinned and responded
“How about fifteen? It will make your life much easier when I arrive on time. What say you?”
The boy had been rather silver-tongued for his age. The man smiled
“I am feeling generous today.”
His grin widened
“I will give you twenty-one.”
But to no avail. The boy frowned, aware of his rapidly impending doom. He figured he could avoid it with a few choice words of humility
“Yes sir.” Once again, to no avail.
The man grabbed the boy’s wrists and bound them in ropes attached to two wooden planks. The devices were very popular at Clark Dale, two per class, and were set about five feet off of the ground. In addition, small buckets were set underneath the devices. The man then retrieved a rather large whip from his desk drawer. It was so large that it was probably the only object in the entire drawer. As procedure dictates, the man pulled the boy’s trousers to his ankles and removed his underpants. The boy’s rear was on display to the entirety of the class. The man hoisted the instrument above his head slowly, gathering strength and then, swung forwards with utmost dexterity and speed! Whoop! Snap! With each and every hit a scream could be heard throughout the halls and a cackle which increased in pitch at each successive blow. The boy’s legs were soaked in blood after only 10 lashes. The man continued, swifter than ever with a force that would only be comparable to almighty Zeus’ terrorizing bolts of lightning. Afterwards, the man took a deep breath. A feeling of accomplishment and power rushed through his mind instantly. At the same time, his very soul elevated to heavenly (or hellish) heights, while the student’s legs shook with fear. As custom in Ne’er-do-wellian schools, the students were left to soak in the despair and regret of their actions and were usually left to starve and relieve themselves until the end of the school day. Of course, all of this was done in the company of the entire class. Even when the children had behaved, he still chose a ‘Lucky Contestant’ to witness his fury. Most of the class watched with cold indifference, their frozen stares penetrating the souls of those who were chosen to suffer. The stares were like hammers that drove stuck-up nails back to where they belong.
“Hey! You coming?”
“Oh… yes.” Steve continued onward at a hasted pace and in almost an instant, a beam of light had broken the darkness. They were almost there.
They reached a metal, barred door which featured pass-card verification devices. Even so, the place was almost completely unguarded. Once again, the security was lacking.
“Why is no one standing guard?”
“Just wait.”
Jerry inserted his card and opened the door. When Steve entered he saw a room, but not just any room. No, it was beautiful. It had long hand-woven rugs, imported. The ceilings held exquisite chandeliers, which reflected a thousand golden sparkles across the ceiling. The walls were covered in light neutral beige and the halls had expensive paintings and pottery. Steve had not seen art like this in a very long time, because art was rarely viewed in Ne’er-do-well.
When they passed a couple doors, they reached the only open door and noticed something marvelous. A whole group of people book-licking! He became so excited that he almost ran in and jumped for joy. He was halted by the fact that it would be rude to interrupt one who is book licking. Jerry had somehow disappeared while Steve was gawking at the intellectuals, so Steve began searching for him. About three doors down he saw more people that were doing things he had never seen before. Some were hitting balls with a long stick on some type of green table, while others sat in front of a television holding small, round devices with buttons. Everyone seemed to be having a grand time and even Jerry was enjoying a game of hit-the-ball-with-a-stick. Steve ran enthusiastically to Jerry
“What is that you are doing? It looks… fun.”
“Oh, yes. This is pool.”
“Pool? It does not look like you could swim in that.”
“It’s different than that. Here. Take a swing.” Jerry handed a stick to Steve.
“Hold it like so… and then.”
BAM! In a quick moment the ball went flying across the room, bounced off the walls and missed nearly two people.
“Oh. I can see why this room has fewer decorations than the other rooms.”
“Yeah… This is Gary. He’s also in communications. He works under me.”
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
 After the greeting, Gary leans over and whispers something in Jerry’s ear
“Oh, yes. I almost forgot. I will. Yes.” Jerry then turns his attention to Steve
“We are going to see the boss now. I’m sure that you will like him.”
Steve chuckles. “Will I?”
Jerry led Steve through another, shorter corridor until they reached a reinforced metal door with a slightly crooked note. The note read ‘BOSS’.
Jerry pointed at the door “This is it.”
“You don’t say?”
            Jerry then proceeded to knock on the metal door until a man came out of the room. The man was wearing a heather gray business suit and slacks, a hat, and… clown shoes? He had a fair complexion, rosy pink cheeks, and a large grin stretched across his face. He outstretched his hand to Steve, who grabbed the hand, feeling accepted and welcome
“Happy to have you aboard, Steve. You got quite the fine catch this time, Jerry.”
 “What is your name?”
“It is a pleasure to finally meet you.”

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A Third excerpt from Ne'er Do Well


Chapter 3
           

S
teve knew deep inside that he may have been in deep trouble. Immediately he began to think of possible retreats and back-up plans. He always had a plan. He learned this from reading fiction of the action variety. His face appeared calm, as usual.
 “No sign of emotion and then, no one can read me.” He must’ve thought.
The man moved closer, closer, and closer. Steve backed up.
“Who are you?”
“Please sit. I just want to talk. Let me explain.”
Steve was reluctant. He sat down with the man on a separate bench and began to listen.
“I am here because I noticed your demeanor lately. You have been standing out from the rest of them.”
“Are you working for him?”
“No. I’m not.”
“Are you sure? You aren’t? Proof. Show me it.”
The man pulled out a card. He handed it to Steve. Jerry MacArthur, chief in communications and special operations. NCAHA.
“What is that? N.C.A.H.A.?”
“It is the organization I work for. It Stands for Non Conforming Anti-Headmaster Association. I have come because your choice of attire and language has been noticed by my association. We are here to offer you something: Change. In the NCAHA, we work against the headmaster and any type of normality that exists. We want you to join and remain as who you are today. That is all. Nothing more. When the time comes we will rely on your intelligence, strength, and willpower for assistance.”
War. Steve knew exactly what they needed from him. He knew exactly what war was. It plagued the nations nearly 50 years ago. It was gruesome, terrible, and just plain disgusting. Steve had known that this would be inevitable. He knew what he would have to do.
“Will I still have my private life? Will you people give me my space?”
“Of course we’re friends. Friends help each other, Steve.”
“Let me make this clear. We are NOT friends.”
“I see. Well, perhaps in some time we could-”
“No. I’ll join, but stay out of my life. I like things this way. I wouldn’t mind if it all just stayed the same.”
“Trust me, Steve, change is completely inevitable. I’m sure you’ve read about this in some of those books of yours.”
“You’re intrusive. I accepted your offer. Now stop following me.”
“We aren’t here to hinder your individual spirit, Steve. We only wish to help it flourish into something much bigger.”
“Help from the shadows, right? I won’t need it. Now, if you’ll excuse me.”
Steve grabbed his bike and began to pedal off.
“You’ll need our help some day! And when you do, we’ll be right here!”
Steve started pedaling faster than before.The snow was beginning to turn into a blizzard. The blistering cold wind was beginning to take effect as his skin began to burn. Once again, he was not dressed appropriately for the weather. Surprisingly, Ne’er Do Well did not have weather reports. We can assume it just wasn’t normal to know when inclement weather was on its way. Finally, Steve arrived at his frosty front door and placed his key in the nearly frozen door-handle. He turned the key and went inside.
The room was warm, perhaps too warm. He was sure he turned off the space heater when he had left. He walked into his room and began to take off his shoes when he saw it; it was him again.
“Why are you in my house?!”
“You expect me to stay out in that blizzard? I had to take shelter.”
“How’d you get in?”
“Long story short, I used the key under the mat. You’re still just too normal, Steve. ‘Normal people’ leave their keys under the mat, friend. We need to fix that. Love how expressive your emotions are, though. They are about as varied as your clothing.” Jerry chuckled.
“You went through my clothing too?” Jerry laughed much louder than before, creating magnificent sounds of breathlessness, which in turn, created quite the lively atmosphere.
The space heater had assisted in this endeavor. It was no wonder the house had been warmer than usual. Jerry had made himself completely at home. He had a cup of hot cocoa, kicked off his shoes, and had relaxed on Steve’s bed as if he had just awakened from a nap.
“I guess you won’t be heading home anytime soon. Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah. Bread would be nice.”
“Bread? Who eats that? I have none.”
“Oh… I see. A glass of water, then.”
“Will do.”
Steve walked through the living room to his small, almost quaint kitchen. It had barely enough room to fit two people. A large amount of the dishes and foodstuffs were littered across the counter and floor.
“Thanks.”
Jerry happily sipped his drink.
“So tell me. Have you been enjoying your job?”
“Yes, I have.”
“I wouldn’t get too caught up in that mindset, friend.”
“Hmm? Why’s that?”
“They know. They’re planning to fire you, Steve.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Nope. Don’t worry though. The NCAHA provides a rather large sum of cash to its members. No worries, right?”
“Hmph. I wish.”
“You wish? Is there something wrong with receiving a larger salary than before?”
“Yeah. I had them tricked. I thought they wouldn’t catch me for at least another few years.”
“Let’s be realistic, Steve. It was bound to happen anyway. Actually, you might have held out for much longer if we hadn’t told your supervisor about your little stunt.”
“You guys sabotaged me?! What kind of friends would do that?”
“Now hold on Steve. One of our agents went disguised as a police officer and informed them that you were going to be under the headmaster’s custody. We saved you. They could’ve reported you to the real police. You should be thanking us.”
“Hmph.”
“Why the long face? You know, me and you will become partners one day. How does that sound? Two partners fighting against conformity. It’s practically making me tear up just thinking about it.”
“Yeah, right.”
Silence, for at least five minutes, and then,
“Seems like the blizzard is still going strong isn’t it?”
“Yeah. Might even be the worst one all season.”
Steve and Jerry looked from place to place around the room, bouncing their legs or fiddling with their hands. Then, after what must have been five more minutes, Jerry said
“What do you do for fun around here?”
“Read.”
“What else?”
“Sometimes, I watch TV.”
“Shall we do that?”
“No. I want to ask you a question.”
“Ask away.”
“What would you have done if I had declined your offer to join the association?”
“Well, we would have turned you into a target. You’re too smart to be trusted if you aren’t working with us.”
At this point, Steve was beginning to feel uneasy.
“I don’t think I can really trust anyone. Everyone is ready to pull a dagger on me from the shadows. I can’t even trust you.”
“Perhaps not.”
            As we can assume, Steve was simply not able to trust others. Then again, in his situation, who would be?
“How about we go for a stroll? The snow seems to have settled somewhat.”
“Sure.” Steve said, grabbing his coat and hat. It was the first time he had actually dressed appropriately.
The snow was coming down in slower motions than earlier and was making the yard appear brighter than usual with its white glow. The only noise Steve could hear was his breath. The neighbors were soundly sleeping while Steve and Jerry had been holding an all-night party. They began to walk away from the house, their shadows disappearing in the night’s horizon…